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Superchick (trailer)
I must thank the good lord for the DVD format every single day of my life, and this movie is a perfect example why. No doubt a mind numbing experience when it was originally released in 1973, the god-awful "Superchick" benefits incalculably from the passage of time and the huge shift in pop culture norms. Its jaw-droppingly dated fashions, lingo, and "with it" attitudes and philosophies can now be appreciated for the utter hilarity they always were. It was likely an endurance test to sit through then (except maybe for the gratuitous Uschi Digard and Candy Samples nudie bits) but you watch this fucker now and it's only a half step away from Fellini. "Superchick" also boasts some of the worst kung-fu and action sequences this side of "Velvet Smooth". Believe you me, that is some statement. A perfect 10 out of a possible 10 on the Dead End Drive-In cheese-o-meter.
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I Want A Girl Just Like Candy Samples
About "I Want A Girl Just Like Candy Samples": This amazingly buxom blond bombshell is one of the true legends on the big-boob circuit. Porn Star Candy Samples' name has become synonymous with huge-breasted bodaciousness over the course of her decades-long carnal career. She's been in and out of the sex business ever since the early 70's, making a name for herself as one of the bawdiest big-boobers around. Candy Samples' power-packed 5'4' frame boasts some stunning measurements -- how's 48'-24'-36' sound to you?
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(Zodiac Killers)
I Want A Girl Just Like Candy Samples
"The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria
The Noose, the Rapist, the Field overseer"
She's my queen - She's my god
she's so damn top heavy
she's my hero, she's my idol
The queen of the 1970s
Come on and groove with me.
She's on the ball - she's got it all
packed in a tiny frame
Up on top - she's got a lot
and 'Candy Samples' is her name
Super chest - "Mount Everbreast"
I'm her biggest fan
I want to shove - a whole lot of love
I want to be her Dennis Rod-man
Loves so well, my blond bombshell
I want to get my licks in
Round and sweet - tasty Treat
She's my "Ultra Vixen"
I Want a girl just like Candy Samples
Come on and get with me
(©2001)
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Candy Samples Christmas Gift
Candy Samples sings her tune of peace and good will. A video holiday card to all of her fans. merry Christmas, y'all!
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Vintage Candy Samples in The Best Chest in the West
Vintage Candy Samples in The Best Chest in the West...candy samples huge tits big boobs busty
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CATCH THE BOUQUET - QUEENS PRIDE NYC 2007
Candy Samples and Sassy of Gender Offenders singing in the rain. Check them out at www.genderoffenders.com...CATCH THE BOUQUET QUEENS PRIDE NYC 2007
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Bring it! ('Cause its Already Been Broughten)
the web series, 'No Moore'...comedy music funny jason james candy samples joe moran marissa goldberg morgold drag tv webisode logo voyager lg verizon
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Gender Offenders: Brides Gone Wild Trailer
Marriage. This show was created for Marriage Equality New York....Gender offenders drag queens candy samples chis sassy bizarre farm bfarm madonna gay comedy duplex
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Gender Offenders:Christmas in Iraq
The girls entertain the the troops in Iraq for Xmas...Gender offenders drag queens candy samples chis sassy bizarre farm bfarm gay christmas Iraq war president bush
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